Bikers Only
Rules for the Road
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  • Riding isn't dangerous. Crashing is dangerous.
      
  • Speed doesn't hurt. It's stopping abruptly that hurts.
      
  • The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
      
  • The rear wheel is just a big fan on the back of the bike used to keep the rider cool and his butt relaxed. If going into a corner too fast, slamming on the rear brake causes the fan to abruptly stop. When this happens you can actually see the rider start sweating and the butt become tense.
      
  • When in doubt, slow down. No one ever hit something by going too slow.
      
  • A "good" ride is one from which you can walk away. A "great" ride is one after which you can use the bike again.
      
  • Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
      
  • You know you've left the sidestand down when all left turns are BAD turns.
      
  • You know you've left the centerstand down when you're in 1st gear at 4000 RPM and you're not moving.
      
  • Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to four seconds earlier (thats one-thousand and one, one-thousand and two, one-thousand and three, one-thousand and four seconds).
      
  • There are two simple rules for riding smoothly and fast in sand and gravel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
      
  • You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
      
  • If all you can see in your mirrors are sparks and all you can hear is the screaming of your passenger, things may not be as they should be.
      
  • In the ongoing battle between objects made of metal/rubber/fiberglass going 100+ mph, and the ground going 0 mph, the ground has yet to lose. Same holds true for cars, large trucks, and animals taller than you. Draws don't count.
      
  • Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.
      
  • Remember, gravity and centrifugal force are not just good ideas; they're laws and not subject to repeal.
      
  • The two most useless things to a rider are his braking distance behind him and nine-tenths of a second ago.
      

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